April 13, 2014

Four More University of Minnesota Rioting Morons

The University of Minnesota Golden Gophers got beat by Union in the NCAA Hockey Championship but morons are fucktards and will cause chaos regardless. After the 10 idiots were arrested and booked, their faces and names plastered all over the place, four more brain damaged individuals didn't heed the caution and got themselves arrested too.

From the surface the the four of them are certainly the kind of boys you'd want your daughter to bring home. That is if your daughter was a methed up crack whore with three kids and no daddy's around. 

If you forgot here are the 10 whose IQ is less than the shit I took this morning - 

If they all are University students then I bet they are proud of the education they are placing within the youths that wander their halls, doing the bare minimum and thinking a Liberal Arts degree that mommy and daddy are paying for will get them a high paying job out of college. Entitlement generation.

Consequences for their actions. These folks are going to have this little action stick to them like glue for the rest of their lives, especially the more and more businesses use the Internet to search and identify job applicants.

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April 11, 2014

Here Are The University of Minnesota Dumbass Rioters, April 2014

The University of Minnesota Golden Gophers won their Frozen Four semi-final game in epic fashion with a last second goal pulling ahead 2 to 1 with 0.6 seconds left. Excellent.

However, a win like that somehow gives dumbshits an excuse to act like dumbshits and get their dumbasses arrested. That happened and it's only the semi-final game and the Gophers are ranked #1 and expected to win the tournament anyway so it shouldn't be that shocking. That didn't stop ten Einsteins from being fucktards.

The local news too is sick and tired of this shit and through the beauty of public information released the mugshots and names of those arrested. So am I.

I was going to link to their social profiles but I decided against it. Although you can search for their online presence and see how their lives were before they fucked up things up and ended up on the Internet search forever.

I have redacted the names. I thought about it and sure I may be making it worse, so I won't participate in the lists of locations where the public information will forever be searchable.

Mugshots and Names (not posted here anymore)

I was going to go through each one as well and make a funny comment about them like one has a face too small for his head, another has a top half of his head too big for his body and so on. But again these couch burners have enough damage control to do now their names and faces are plastered everywhere. Anyone that has a position in the University may not in the coming days. For a measly $78 fine and no charges filed yet, far greater damage has been done but that's the price for being a moron in the Internet age. 

I can't stand post-sports game rioters. Chaos creators whose only purpose is known in their heads because there is no point. Act like you have been there before. Public property damage only gets you arrested and maybe killed by a trigger happy cop. A definite ass whopping before they put the cuffs on is almost a given and I support that. In fact I would like to see the police give an option, arrested or a whoopin'. Arrested you get charges, permanent record damage, public humiliation, fines, loss of job, maybe scholarship gone. If you choose a whoopin' the cops beat the living shit out of you and let you go. Each has it's up and downside but in the end punishment is delivered. 

If they were a 'good' kid, then he/she should have known better than and had a stronger constitution to avoid falling into the crowd mentality and being a fucktard. No excuse.

God knows these precious white snowflakes from Dinkytown probably never had voices raised to them as children as to not scar them emotionally. See how they turned out? No consequences, I can do what I want, no one will stop me... News flash: Eventually someone will and count yourselves lucky this is all that happened you entitlement fucktards.

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March 20, 2014

Survivor: Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!" 

The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. "George Strait can't sing"
7. " Elect Hillary In 2016"
8. " Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "I Love Obamacare and Chuck Schumer"
10. "Al Franken Is My Hero"
11. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
12. "It's Bush's Fault"
13. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion"

And the last sticker is…
14. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

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March 16, 2014

Another Anti-Vaccine Myth Busted - Aluminum

Common aluminum myths and questions:
MYTH 1: "The risk to infants posed by the total aluminum exposure received from the entire recommended series of childhood vaccines over the first year of life is extremely worrisome”
MYTH 2: "There haven't been any studies done to evaluate whether the amount of aluminum that an infant typically receives when completing the full AAP recommended vaccine regimen is actually safe."
There have been, for example:http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22001122
Also, the FDA conducted an updated analysis of many studies regarding the safety of aluminum adjuvants and found that the maximum amount of aluminum an infant could be exposed to over the first year of life via vaccines would be 4.225 milligrams (mg). They found that the body burden of aluminum from vaccines AND diet throughout an infant’s first year of life is significantly less than the corresponding safe body burden of aluminum, based on the minimal risk levels established by the Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry.http://www.atsdr.cdc.gov/mrls/mrllist.asp
MYTH 3: "I just don’t like the sound of aluminum. Hasn’t it been linked to Alzheimers, breast cancer and brain damage? I can control the amount of aluminium I consume, so I want to limit the amount my baby receives from vaccines.”
You can control the amount of aluminium you consume or use in skin products to some extent, but it is everywhere in the environment - the air, soil and water - and is largely unavoidable.http://www.atsdr.cdc.gov/toxguides/toxguide-22.pdf
Aluminium does not cause Alzheimers or breast cancer.
To cause neurological damage, you would have to be exposed to enormous quantities. Vaccines just don’t qualify. The potentially toxic effects of very large quantities of aluminum are encephalopathy, osteomalacia and microcytic anemia. These can become apparent during the treatment of patients suffering from chronic renal failure. So what about in babies who receive vaccinations? No. Aluminium toxicity due to vaccination has never been seen in babies.
Aluminium toxicity is usually only found in patients with renal impairment. Acute aluminium toxicity is extremely rare, but it is possible in people with impaired kidney function. Damaged kidneys and PN – or parenteral (intravenous) nutrition products - are the risk factors for developing acute aluminium toxicity. Despite having those risk factors, most patients with acute kidney injury who require PN do not receive excessive exposure to aluminum from the PN formulation.http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18728106
So, is acute aluminium toxicity likely in a normal, healthy baby receiving vaccinations? Really, it’s not even possible. What about in a premature baby with kidney dysfunction on parenteral nutrition receiving vaccinations? It's not very likely, but if you are concerned, you should discuss it with your pediatrician.http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/165315-overview
MYTH 4: “Dr Sears says that the amount of aluminum in vaccines is more than injectable aluminum guidelines. He says that the FDA advises premature babies and any patient with impaired kidney function shouldn’t get more than 10 to 25 micrograms of injected aluminum at any one time, yet the total dose of aluminum can vary from 250 micrograms at birth (Hep B) to 295 - 1225 micrograms at 2, 4 and 6 months. He is a medical doctor, and he is worried that these aluminium levels far exceed what may be safe for young babies.”
There is a glaring error with Dr Sears aluminium information that would likely go over most people's heads. Vaccines are what's called a biological product. They have a different guideline to aluminium levels in food and a different guideline to aluminium levels in continuous nutritional intravenous products (parenteral nutrition).
Dietary aluminum is in such small quantities that it is not a significant source of concern in persons with normal elimination capacity. Premature babies do not have a normal elimination capacity, so the IV nutritional guideline needs to factor this in.
Dr Sears compares aluminium in intravenous nutrition products for preemie babies to aluminium in intramuscular vaccines. He is comparing the level of aluminium in vaccines to the wrong guideline.
Anti-vax sites are notorious for making this same error eg. they will compare environmental mercury from drinking water (a guideline determined by the EPA) to thimerosal in vaccines (a guideline determined by the FDA - for biological intramuscular injectables)
Here is the correct value:
Chapter 21 of the US Code of Federal Regulations [610.15(a)] limits the amount of aluminum in the recommended individual dose of biological products, including vaccines, to not more than 0.85-1.25 mg per dose.
MYTH 5: “But injected aluminum is different to ingesting it”.
Not really. With aluminium, absorption is extremely low from either route.
Ingestion via the gut IS different to
Injection IM - into muscle (vaccines) is different to
Injected IV - intravenously (directly into the bloodstream)
But you also have to consider how often you consume or inject these substances.
Water and food, which we ingest several times a day every day of our lives will *always* have a lower safety limit simply because we use them so often. It's really the aluminium from food and water that we need to watch. Even though very little retained, it can accumulate because we consume them daily, several times a day, over time. Vaccines are spaced out over months, so the aluminum contained within them do not have much of a chance to accumulate - the amounts are so small to begin with and the majority is excreted.
With the food and drinks you ingest, your gut mucosa filters out a lot of harmful substances and prevents them going into the bloodstream. So most aluminium that you eat, you would excrete before it even enters the bloodstream. That which does enter the bloodstream can also be excreted via the kidneys--> urine and bile. Less than 1% of the aluminium that you eat is absorbed by the body.
Even less is retained (in the tissues and skeleton)
Much of the injected aluminium from vaccines enters the bloodstream, but only a very, very small percentage of that will be "dissolved" in the blood - it's in the form of precipitate and is bound to carrier proteins (transferrin). Approximately 98 % of aluminium in the blood is excreted in the urine, and to a lesser extent bile. The unabsorbed aluminum is excreted in the feces. A diminishingly small amount may be retained.
We're talking about a minute fraction of two hundredths of bugger all.
Aluminium given intravenously (via continuous nutritional products for premmie babies - which is the guideline Dr Sears uses - ) has a much higher retention and accumulation value. Of course it does, because it goes straight into the bloodstream and the IV line is continuously there, feeding them all day long. And these tiny preemie babies have underdeveloped kidneys.
When determine the safety of aluminium in vaccines, ingestion of aluminium from food PLUS injection from vaccines is all factored into the formulation and regulation of vaccines when determining safe body burdens.
The amounts in vaccines fall within recommended guidelines when you compare it to the *correct* value.

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March 14, 2014

Kristin Cavallari Needs To Go Away, Anti-Vaccine Nutball

Demonstrating her path to fame
Another quasi-celebrity, Kristin Cavallari, has spoken out that she is putting her children's lives at risk by not having them vaccinated. Much like Jenny McCarthy's death rampage of mis-information based on bullshit fake science that has been proved incorrect for years, this dumb bitch is picking up where McCarthy left off.

Let's take a step back and see who this person is... research completed, she's a nobody. Another pretty face that is in front of the spotlight for being on a 'reality' show, being hot, acting stupid, dating other C-list wannabe-famous guys, and having her picture taken whenever possible. How these people still stay in the front I have no idea.

My point is her credentials in no way makes her opinion valuable nor worth any more than the antibiotics you need to take to be around her. Sticky. If Jay Cutler, the QB of the Chicago Bears, doesn't have enough to worry about in his life he married her and spawned. Wonderful that a child will be 'raised' by Kristin's nanny's. Fuck.

Kristin, former Hills star, went on Fox & Friends to spew her defense on not vaccinating. I'd like to point out she said she has read many books on autism... which automatically makes her and all the anti-vaccine fucktards experts in the field. Got it? Oh an by the way Kristin has a new show coming out and her uber-controversial comments are in no way tied to increase visibility into her to make the haters watch her show. Just a coincidence. Bitch.

It's been proven that the historic and unprecedented New York measles outbreak was caused from people not getting vaccinated. The same goes for the deadly whooping cough outbreak in California and other hot spots in the country. Jenny "My Kid Never Had Autism" McCarthy can be thanked for that. FUD (Fear Uncertainty and Doubt) around a fake report the doctor admitted to faking to get recognized and no one ever backed up due to lack of concrete scientific evidence.

Kristin's argument, along with most anti-vaxxers, is the mercury content. Of course most anti-vaxxers think the mercury in thermometers is the same that's in vaccines. No, not the same. Even the fish we eat do not contain the same type of mercury that's in vaccines. That type of mercury is not metabolic meaning it accumulates in your body over time. Vaccine mercury, which is fractional amounts in very few shots, is metabolic and your body metabolizes it and flushes it out.

The media knows about these anti-vaccine facts and the media allows these imbeciles like Kristin Cavallari to spew their propaganda and cause public panics putting all of us at risk. Crowd immunity is an important aspect of the vaccine movement and their shit talk impedes this. 

Get vaccinated, vaccinate your kids. Period. Nature will fuck you up any chance it gets and will continue to do so. 

One last thought around autism itself. Like ADD, ADHD and other behavior based 'conditions' these things are objectively diagnosed. There is no biological trigger doctors rely on when a diagnosis is given. They make educational guesses. There are severe cases where it's apparent, but where a child is a energetic, rambunctious wild animal is not necessarily a problem or requirement to shove Ritalin or Adderall down a kid's throat just because the parent's can handle their own children. So fuck the doctor's too because their over diagnosis has created a false data set of an increase when there really is none. This scenario has been studied and published in Japan where they looked at this specific tie and found no increase between vaccine use and autism rates. So fuck the doctors too. 

There is no conspiracy. Doctors don't profit from these medications. Ingredients are a non-issue. Anti-vaxxers need to lose their soap boax and be treated like a person yelling FIRE in a crowded theater. 

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February 19, 2014

Some Woman Thinks Frozen Is Gay Propaganda Harming Our Society... Joe Disagrees

DISCLAIMER: Before we get started I need to layout a few things. First, this will be a long post. Second, this post has absolutely nothing to do with the cult of Mormonism, a.k.a. Scientology 1.0 and Finally this post has nothing to do with gay rights, anti or pro gay crap, if you go look at prior posts of mine in this blog you will see where I stand. I don't give a shit who or how you fuck in the privacy of your own bedroom. Finally this post will have foul language.

Also, I am going after the mental thought process of the author, baseless facts presented, loose connections, finding facts to fit a pre-defined conclusion and pure stupidity. Man, woman, atheist or sun worshipper. Idiots are everywhere.

OK. I am worked up and really am going to enjoy writing this.Someone very near and dear to me pointed me out to a woman. This woman has a blog, Twitter, Tumblr and a whole slew of other publicly available, freely searchable and accessible social media sites.

Recently she wrote a post about how the movie Frozen, the Disney blockbuster, is nothing more than one big gay soapbox. Prompting gayness across the land supported by the gay liberal gay media in the gay TV to our not-gay children and we as not-gay parents need to see through the fog of the gayness of Disneygay studios. Fuck.

Let's start with the author, I give free links to worthy subjects of discussion
(I am not paid in anyway for the publicity or links)

Natural Hair Color?
Name: Kathryn Skaggs
Sites: Main BlogGoogle+, Twitter, Pinterest, An abandoned personal site, Tumblr, Instagram

The post in question: Frozen: Not Going To "Let It Go" When It Advocates Gay Agenda

All quotes throughout this post can be credited back to this author and site. I have to say this because I don't think I am creative enough to come up with this shit on my own.

Ready? Here we go...

Let me give you the quick synopsis of Frozen if you are unfamiliar.
A royal family has two daughters, one that is cursed with a powerful ability to control ice. Kinda like Iceman from X-Men. She accidentally freezes her normal sister. The royal parents take the frozen daughter to these strange rock trolls who cure her. The royal parents lock the ice daughter away and she begins to fear her ability. The parents die leaving the two daughters in the kingdom alone. Years go by and the eldest daughter, the ice girl, is set to be queen because she came to age. Things happen, her secret gets out and she flees to the mountains. In her retreat to isolation she sets the whole area in a perpetual winter. The younger sister heads off to find her and get her to stop the freeze. An army of scared people go after her as well, blah, blah, blah. Happy Disney ending.

Now, if you haven't been able to tell... gay.

I would take more out of Kathryn's post but the first half is nothing about the movie but more of a rant on liberal gayness. You read it. I want to focus on the connections she found.

I want to start out with the author's own personal hypocrisy in this entire rant she wrote about. If you read her whole post you get the impression that she is staunchly against the hidden messages and values that Frozen portrays. She goes on to warn us parents to keep the kids away and so on...
(Italicized colored text is from her post)

Frozen: Not Going To "Let It Go" When It Advocates Gay Agenda

"The fact is, that not one of us would allow a person, contrary to our values, to come into our homes and teach our family many of the principles advocated in the movie Frozen - such as rebellion/disobedience - as good."

Bambi, Lion King, Brave, Snow White, Peter Pan, Aladdin, Tangled... and pretty much any other Disney movie made must have not been on your viewing list when it comes to disobedience in their protagonists.

"Ironically, I've seen Frozen three times. Not because I necessarily wanted to, but because I had three sets of grandchildren who I committed to take to see the movie when it initially came out. And as it worked out it was at different times and places. I won't deny, either, that I enjoyed watching the movie every single time, for a number of reasons. It actually gave me a good opportunity to confirm my initial reaction, and in so doing, I could blatantly see that the homosexual agenda, to normalize the practice, was not simply an underlying message in the movie Frozen, but is the actual story."

I don't care if you saw the movie three times or fifty. BUT, your disgust at the homosexual agenda that you assumed, saw and confirmed with each viewing you continued to bring new, young, innocent children to experience it. If you were a true woman of conviction, after the first viewing or the first words through your circles that Frozen is gay you wouldn't allow your own grandchildren to see it. Especially if you took them there yourself. No?

To Christian parents, who don't support the legalization of SSM, or the normalization of same-sex sexual behavior, oppositional to God, I feel strongly that we must become more aware of how liberal media advocate these messages. It is often accomplished through infiltrating mainstream channels with the specific attitudes and ideologies necessary to advance these practices, as progressive, within mainstream society.

Hold on sister. Don't generalize and think all Christian parents don't support same sex marriage. Fuck you. I am a Christian parent and in the eyes of the State and laws I support same sex marriage. I know the line of church and state and can separate them. If my church performed a same sex marriage under the words of scripture that's a different story. But SSM is not about religion it's about legal rights.

Your focus on gay marriage as the end all of religion sanctity. Fuck that. Here's a short list of all the non-gay fucked up shit that has been far more damaging to religious foundations. Divorce, children out of wedlock, AshleyMadison.com, loveless marriages, murder, government corruption...

Which is worse in your mind? Two women that have loved each other for 40 years, been loyal, raised a family....or a man and a woman who are married and when they make love the man shits in the woman's mouth while she pees on his face? In your logic the first one is far more terrible. BTW - Odds are someone within 1 mile of your home does do the other activity and enjoys it a great deal...

I find your 'Sidebar' cute. This little disclaimer doesn't absolve you from the fact that the whole post is anti-gay.

Sidebar: Let me be very clear about one thing, I am not anti-gay nor am I here to judge homosexuals not worthy of their rightful and respectful place among society. However, I draw the line at the idea of redefining traditional marriage to include homosexual relationships, as equal. Meaning, that as a Christian, I believe that acting on same-sex attraction is contrary to God's will, and therefore SSM should not be legalized. Because I hold this value and voice it freely, does not mean that I am trying to force it on anyone - anymore than those who feel opposite and advocate for their position intend to force SSM on me, personally - both have the right [to freely advocate an oppositional position] and should not be demonized, regardless of where society takes us, as a whole.

Here we go, the movie connections -

Shame is at the core of Elsa's feelings about her magical powers: same-sex attraction.
   - Um OK. The power to freeze anything to wanting to chow box. Sorry, I can't get there.

Her parents' make the decision to close the castle to the public, and lock Elsa in her room so that her power won’t be discovered. Not even her sister is allowed to see and play with Elsa: demonetization of homosexuals by society.
   -   The text above it from her post, cut and paste (in case she changes it later)...
       demonetization - To divest of monetary value.
       demonization - To turn into as if into a demon
       Which word do you think she meant to use?

Her sister, kept from the truth, and affected by the inflicted secrecy also becomes victim to the dysfunction of her family and experiences equal isolation and confusion: not "coming out" and being who you are meant to be (acting on the power) is harmful to the person, family and society.
   - This is a correct connect. Be true to yourself. But throwing in the whole gay party here is a bit of a stretch.

Elsa must take her rightful position among her people, as queen. (Right to be queen: make what you want out of this one.) To do so, she faces great fear in going out publicly for her coronation, worrying that her powers might show because she has no control over them: rejects the ability of those with same-gender attraction to control behavior.
   - The not anti-gay author throws in a stereotype joke about the word Queen. Also says that Elsa, the lesbian, won't be able to go out in public without uncontrollable muff diving.

While at the same time her sister, Anna, is beyond thrilled at the opportunity to go outside, make friends and perhaps even meet her special someone and have her happily-ever-after: heterosexuals are free to pursue happiness through sexual relationships and gays are not - making them unequal in society. 
  - Or a young teenage girl that's been locked up in a huge castle is horny as shit and wants to get stuffed.

After only a brief interaction, Anna and Hans decide to marry. Elsa is freaked out that her sister wants to marry someone she only just met: heterosexuals diminish marriage, freely given to them without judgment of any kind - SSM can't do any more harm.
  - Did you watch the movie? Hans was a fraud and said yes because he wanted into the royal line. This is more a point of a loveless marriage for the sake of social status. Your blabbing is just off the deep end on this one.

The post goes on for a few more words but she finally summarizes...Frozen: Not Going To "Let It Go" When It Advocates Gay Agenda

For me, this is probably one of the most disturbing messages of the movie, Frozen, and of course, the bottom line in the twisted marketing to normalize homosexual behavior and legitimize same-sex marriage in society: the opposition to it is the problem - you. 

Love, or romance, is at the heart of the quest for the legalization of SSM, as a human-right. Period. The equality argument is that those who oppose SSM are saying that homosexuals can't equally love, as heterosexuals, or that their love is less than what two heterosexuals feel for each other and thus legalize through "marriage.” For society to continue to bar gays from being married is to say that they are not capable of loving another person, in the same way as two heterosexuals. This narrow campaign is intended to completely disregard the exponential effects of children denied their natural birthright to have both a mother and a father. And when questioned about it, retort by claiming it more evidence of said discrimination, a.k.a, bigotry, hate, intolerance, etc. 

This is the simplistic, and selfish, basis for marriage being deemed an equal right, which marriage only between a man and a woman implies by its exclusivity. And the reasons: ignorance, homophobia and discrimination in the same vein as the civil rights argument.

Frozen: Not Going To "Let It Go" When It Advocates Gay Agenda

She goes on to say about how we as parents need to be aware and such but to remind you she still took three sets of grandchildren to this movie and never explained how she sat them down and taught them the intolerance grandma has.

The end of her post she breaks down the lyrics of Let It Go and highlights all the gayness in it.

My point of this is really nothing. Highlighting the fact there is still intolerance riding on the shoulders of a religion mentality in this world. Really at the end of the day a majority of the people in this country only care about one thing, themselves. No one cares who fucks who or how as long as they don't try to fuck someone that doesn't want to be fucked that way. Other than that, keep the shit to yourselves.

As far as the religious warriors go, including this Mormon broad, why do you care? The world is a sinful place and you aren't going to change it. There are 10 commandments and none of them talk about fucking except fucking another man's wife. Of all the moral decay in this country you focus on the one where there is love in it?

If two guys want to play cowboy all night or two woman do a scissors thing, what do you care? They sinned. It's a sin but according to scripture as long as they believe they will be saved, right? You will say no way but turn around and pray for the mass murderer before he gets the needle that if he believes you will be forgiven.

Hate exists because of you. Don't give a fuck and you will be far happier and spend less time reading into things that don't have any meaning.

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February 11, 2014

Shirley Temple Dead At 85

Shirley Temple
In another one of those "Oh, she was still alive?" moments a legacy has died. Shirley Temple, the little girl who tap danced her way into your great-grandparents hearts passed on. She was 85.

She was best known for... something... I am not sure, go read her Wiki page.

She was a legend and a Hollywood icon. By age 10 she was hanging around President's and world dignitaries. In her teenage years she shook the little girl cuteness and actually was quite the hottie.

16 yr old Shirley Temple

This year's Oscar death powerpoint is shaping up to be full of people you actually heard of.

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February 5, 2014

Women Have No Sense Of Humor

Some women have no sense of humor. Here are 3 examples:

1) A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NOOOOO, you said that might hurt!"

2) I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough! But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts!!! Women, I can't figure them out!

3) Dear Dr. Phil, I was watching my next door neighbor's wife sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was jerking off I turned to notice my wife was just standing there, arms folded...watching me. Is she a pervert or what?

No sense of humor, lighten up!

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December 15, 2013

Update Your Dead Pool - Peter O'Toole

Another big celebrity has passed on. Peter O'Toole died peacefully at the age of 81. I am shocked by this news for two reasons, First, I was surprised Peter O'Toole was still alive and second, I am shocked he was only 81. I would have put him in his mid 120s by now.

I have never seen his movies, I don't think anyway. He was an actor back in an era when movies were actually good, he was one of the best. RIP.

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December 10, 2013

Remembering Nelson Mandela, A Look Back To Who He Really Was

If you haven't heard Nelson Mandela finally died this week. Here is a look back at his legacy, the legacy that most didn't focus on.

Here are quotes from Nelson Mandela that you won't find in the media:
The first one which I have highlighted is the only one worth noting, although I do not believe Mr. Mandela meant what he said when you put it into context with the other thoughts that dominated his belief system.
  1. "A critical, independent and investigative press is the lifeblood of any democracy. The press must be free from state interference. It must have the economic strength to stand up to the blandishments of government officials. It must have sufficient independence from vested interests to be bold and inquiring without fear or favor. It must enjoy the protection of the constitution, so that it can protect our rights as citizens." 
  2. "If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don't care for human beings." 
  3. "The current world financial crisis also starkly reminds us that many of the concepts that guided our sense of how the world and its affairs are best ordered, have suddenly been shown to be wanting.” 
  4. "Gandhi rejects the Adam Smith notion of human nature as motivated by self-interest and brute needs and returns us to our spiritual dimension with its impulses for nonviolence, justice and equality. He exposes the fallacy of the claim that everyone can be rich and successful provided they work hard. He points to the millions who work themselves to the bone and still remain hungry." 
  5. "There is no doubt that the United States now feels that they are the only superpower in the world and they can do what they like." 
  6. “It is said that no one truly knows a nation until one has been inside its jails. A nation should not be judged by how it treats its highest citizens, but its lowest ones.”
  7. “Overcoming poverty is not a task of charity, it is an act of justice. Like Slavery and Apartheid, poverty is not natural. It is man-made and it can be overcome and eradicated by the actions of human beings. Sometimes it falls on a generation to be great. YOU can be that great generation. Let your greatness blossom.” 
  8. “We know too well that our freedom is incomplete without the freedom of the Palestinians.” 
  9. “No single person can liberate a country. You can only liberate a country if you act as a collective.” 
  10. "If the United States of America or Britain is having elections, they don't ask for observers from Africa or from Asia. But when we have elections, they want observers." 
  11.  “When a man is denied the right to live the life he believes in, he has no choice but to become an outlaw.” 
  12. On Gandhi: "From his understanding of wealth and poverty came his understanding of labor and capital, which led him to the solution of trusteeship based on the belief that there is no private ownership of capital; it is given in trust for redistribution and equalization. Similarly, while recognizing differential aptitudes and talents, he holds that these are gifts from God to be used for the collective good."
  13. “Long live the Cuban revolution. Long live comrade Fidel Castro … Cuban internationalists have done so much for African independence, freedom and justice. We admire the sacrifices of the Cuban people in maintaining their independence and sovereignty in the face of a vicious imperialist campaign designed to destroy the advances of the Cuban revolution. We too want to control our destiny. … There can be no surrender. It is a case of freedom or death. The Cuban revolution has been a source of inspiration to all freedom-loving people.” 
  14. “Under a Communist Party government, South Africa will become a land of milk and honey. Political, economic and social rights will cease to be enjoyed by whites only. They will be shared equally by whites and non-whites. There will be enough land and houses for all. There will be no unemployment, starvation and disease. Workers will earn decent wages; transport will be cheap and education free.” 
  15. “Yasser Arafat was one of the outstanding freedom fighters of this generation, one who gave his entire life to the cause of the Palestinian people.”
  16. “The cause of communism is the greatest cause in the history of mankind!”
  17. “There’s one place where (Fidel Castro’s) Cuba stands out head and shoulders above the rest – that is in its love for human rights and liberty!”
  18. “The victory of socialism in the U.S.S.R., in the People’s Republic of China, in Bulgaria, Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Poland and Rumania, where the living conditions of the people were in many respects similar and even worse than ours, proves that we too can achieve this important goal.”
  19. “Communists everywhere fight to destroy capitalist society and to replace it with socialism, where the masses of the common people, irrespective of race or color, will live in complete equality, freedom and happiness. They seek to revolutionize society and are thus called revolutionaries. Those who support capitalism with its class divisions and other evils and who oppose our just struggles to end oppression are called counter revolutionaries.
Nelson Mandela was the head of UmKhonto we Sizwe, (MK), the terrorist wing of the ANC and South African Communist Party. He had pleaded guilty to 156 acts of public violence including mobilizing terrorist bombing campaigns, which planted bombs in public places, including the Johannesburg railway station. Many innocent people, including women and children were killed. Source: The State v. Nelson Mandela et al, Supreme Court of South Africa, Transvaal Provincial Division, 1963-1964, Indictment.

  • 1981 – 2 car bombs at Durban showrooms 
  • 1983 – Church Street Bomb (killed 19, wounded 217) 
  • 1984 – Durban car bomb (killed 5, wounded 27) 
  • 1985-1987 – At least 150 landmines on farm roads (killed 125) 
  • 1985 – Amanzimtoti Sanlam shopping centre bomb Dec 23 (killed 2 white women and 3 white children) 
  • 1986 – Magoo’s Bar bomb (killed 3, wounded 69) 
  • 1986 – Newcastle Court bomb (wounded 24) 1987 – Johannesburg Court bomb (killed 3, wounded 10) 
  • 1987 – Wits command centre car bomb (killed 1, wounded 68) 
  • 1988 – Johannesburg video arcade (killed 1 unborn baby, wounded 10) 
  • 1988 – Roodepoort bank bomb (killed 4, wounded 18) 
  • 1988 – Pretoria Police housing unit, 2 bombs (wounded 3) 
  • 1988 – Magistrate’s Court bomb (killed 3) 
  • 1988 – Benoni Wimpy Bar bomb (killed 1, wounded 56) 
  • 1988 – Witbank shopping centre bomb (killed 2, wounded 42) 
  • 1988 – Ellis Park Rugby Stadium car bomb (killed 2, wounded 37) 
  • Late 1980s – numerous Wimpy Restaurant bombs (killed many, wounded many) 
The ANC also made explosives disguised as children’s toys. Apartheid was wrong, but Mandela's approach and directives were not quite as peaceful as we have been led to believe.

18 minutes long, but our President Obama lost another pro-Islamic terrorist buddy.

President Obama failed completely to show the Marxist, Anti-American and pro-Islamist nature of Nelson Mandela. Of course if Obama actually demonstrated truthful courage he would not be making the public eulogy in South Africa.

Many lowered the American flags to half staff on the death of Nelson Mandela, a man who clearly despised this country and the capitalism way of life. Mandela was a pure communist and socialist in his thinkings and teachings. Apartheid was a bitch and stupid like all oppression, but biting the system that fed him that raised him to god like status shows what kind of man he really was. He may have gotten the Peace Prize but he remained on the United States' Terrorism Watch list until 2008 for a reason. The only reason he was taken off was probably because of his frail health.

Whatever, he's dead and the pawns will bow down ad mourn a perceived icon of 'peace'.

This has been another Nobody movement.
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